I'm chinese!

Totally.

As Amy Tan says. The chinese exaggerate. So do i.

Like. Yea. I've done it a thousand times.
Rite, there's ten thousand people around and they had to choose me.
I've told you a million times.
The whole world can hear you lar!

Rite ok. Maybe i've done it more often than others. But come on. Who doesnt exaggerate huh. Who doesnt? *grinz*

After all, i AM chinese.

bewildered

yup. That was what i totally felt.

I rushed into the toilet after a movie. Relieved myself cos i was so urgent. When all of a sudden, i heard male voices in the toilet.

Wait a minute. Kevin walked into the male toilet, so i couldnt be in the wrong one. Urm. But. What if, just what if, i was being myself and blundered again? Sides, i've always been walking into male toilets. And, i didnt look at the sign when i came in did i? I didnt take a good look around did i?

As i did not want to walk out of the cubicle and totally embarrass myself by realising i really completed my business in a male toilet..

So guess what i did.

I climbed on top of the toilet bowl to take a look around.

Well now. I didnt blunder. It was. Two. she-males. I have no issues with them, mind you. And i thought they were not bad looking. But they freaked me out totally cos i honestly thought i was in the wrong toilet. In which case, i wouldnt even leave the toilet lar.

Thank goodness. I left the toilet with my dignity intact. :)

sweet!

My voodoo doll's back.

Looks a little different now, but back. I wont lose you again ya.

And thank you kev, for buying it for me. :)

And the verdict is..

Your kids might just like me indeed.

Today my colleague was talking to me. And she said, her son liked me very much indeed. Went home and talked about me.

He even has a nick for me. Sexy Lady.

Well now, thats cos i was wearing low slung pants and he saw a part of my skin as i was taking off my sweater yesterday. (I promise i would be more careful with your kid!)

Yea. Your kid might just like me. So why dont you? I make a good babysitter. :)

BOYS

R active. Horrendously active. They never stop playing, never stop running.

My colleague brought her son to the office these two days. So yesterday, i was horribly busy and although i like kids alot. I didnt really bother to go and make friends with this boy. (and i loves boys)

So i was sitting at my desk.. And he just came and helped himself to my sweets and stuff. Which is fine. And he didnt really bother me, so i left it as that. (being busy, i really didnt have time to play with him, much as i like kids. and boys.)

So sometime later, i felt someone tugging at my blouse. "wheres the toilet? Can you show me the direction to the toilet?"
Urm. I'm like. a girl. And there are others in the office, there are guys. But he had to ask me to show him the way to the toilet lar. So i did.
And thats that.

And so today.

I was still sitting at my desk, minding my own business. And here he comes again, when there are a million people around. And then he drags me all around and shows me the tricks that he has up his sleeve.

And then i went to another corner to pick up a phone call. And he was running around and saw me. So there he goes again, bringing me around and making me play with him. Hmm. So fine, its after work already anyway.
Woah. Bad choice to make.

My messy desk became all the more messier. I went home with scotch tape and staples all over me.. (and didnt know it till i felt it on my hair when i found a seat on the bus, i hope no one saw!) :(

Rite. There must be something with kids and me. (Some say its cos i'm just like one)
Whats with being a kid anyway? Kids're so innocent.

Which is why i should really become a teacher someday. Or into the ministry when i'm freed up. Rite. I really love kids.

Friends. I can be your baby sitter. Seriously. I dont make such a bad one. And maybe, just maybe. Your kid will like me very much indeed. :)

nO more

i dropped my voodoo doll. I didnt even get to take a photo. Now i have nothing to remember my voodoo doll by.

Voodoo doll, i grieve becuase you are no longer around. I can no longer see you hanging by.. I can no longer bend your hands and legs in various directions when i'm bored. I grieve, because you were given by my beloved brother.

Sigh. Which brother would buy you something cos you think its nice. I have the best brother ever, and i went to lose the one thing he went to buy for me.

Voodoo Doll, i miss you.

I want my voodoo doll.